Saturday, February 19, 2011

funny quotes....

In true man hating fashion I googled "man hating quotes" and found some really funny ones that I thought I would share.

"Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid." - Marry Poppins

"Is there a cure for a broken heart?  Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs. "  -  Miss Piggy


"There are some men who, in a spirit of arrogance, think they are superior to women. They do not seem to realize that they would not exist but for the mother who gave them birth. When they assert their superiority they demean her." - Gordon B. Hinckley

Man Hating phase Step 1.

Lesson One: Always take advice from your big sister... they have been there and done that.

See I told ya'll I would be over this crush in no time flat. All it takes a bit of bruising to the old ego to cut me loose.

According to my very wise older  sister Melita, I need to have a man hating phase. A true man hating phase one where I completely abstain from men, no thinking about them and especially no dating them. My sister always gives the best advice especially when I have been wronged by the opposite sex. She is quick with the insults against the offending person and generous with the compliments, love and advice for her clueless baby sister.

I am in my prime I have amazing friends, an active social life, my calling in my church and job that gives me a never ending supply of stories albeit good or bad. I am almost 25 and no have idea what I want to do with my life or which road to take from this point and I am surprisingly OK with that. I need to focus on the positives in my life and just take time to be me without having to worry about men.

I don't know where this journey will take me and I have a slight fear that I will wake up from this phase and find that I am a 30-something cat lady and have nothing to show for my life except for a dead house plant and blog full of hypocritical advice. So it is up to you dear reader to keep me focused on my goal and not let me slide down what I am sure is a very slippery slope.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Its that time again...

I have a new crush in my life (roll your eyes I know you want to). If any of you know me even a little bit you will know that I always have a new crush. This one seems special though makes my palms sweat, I invent pies about him and I'm so completely smitten that even when an incredibly attractive man walks into my work wearing wranglers that are worn in all the right places I cant take the time to drool accordingly cause I am so wrapped up in my daydream. I feel like a puppy at the pet store panting saying "pick me, pick me" . Its nauseating, that's when you know its bad when you make your own self gag.  So far I'm trying to play it cool I don't think I'm succeeding I usually wear all of my emotions write on my sleeve for the world to see. So wish me luck and pray to God he never reads this cause that would me awkward.

mmm goodies

                                                                           Peach Pie

                                                   "My Twitterpated heart cream pie"


                                                     "Blueberry Boy Bait"
So I have been a goodie baking freak lately I have made some kind of treat almost every day this week.... I might have a problem. I think my roommates are enjoying the benefits of it though.I didn't manage to get pictures of everything most of it was eaten to fast to snap a picture (banana bread)

Karaoke

Ok sorry it has been so long since my last post.... there are no excuses for neglecting you. Life just gets in the way and to be honest up until a few weeks ago my life was pretty mundane....

I have a group of friends whom I love and absolutely adore and on Thursday nights we go sing karaoke and it is a freaking blast!!!! People dress in costume and they have celebrity judges freaking hysterical, just last night I saw Axel Rose and Slash, Prince, Wayne and Garth, Freddie Mercury and Milli Vanilli.... the list goes on and on. Let me also ad in I don't actually get on stage and sing I haven't worked up the courage, but I have a couple of friends who can belt it out and I am always impressed every time they get up there.